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Poems for KIDS

Cypress Street

I took a stroll down Cypress Street
The hot sidewalk beneath my feet.

The one thing that stood out the most
Where trees once stood there were lamppost.

I’d never seen so much concrete
No Cypress left on Cypress Street.

According to my Great Aunt Gem
There used to be a lot of them.

They cut them down. They took their wood
A treeless street is plum no good!

Just like a treeless neighborhood
So tell the Mayor next time they meet...
To change the name to Lamppost Street!

			I Grew a Foot this Summer
			I grew a foot this summer
			and I wish it wasn't true.
			I'm not twelve inches taller,
			I just need an extra shoe.
			--Kenn Nesbitt
			My Dog is Running Faster
			My dog is running faster
			than he's ever run before
			in a supersonic circle
			in the middle of the floor.
			He started somewhat slowly
			but he quickly gathered steam,
			and continued gaining speed
			until his spinning was extreme.
			He's turned into a whirlwind,
			like a funnel cloud of fog,
			so it's hard to even focus on
			my whirling dervish dog.
			He's like a small tornado
			or a canine hurricane.
			Why it doesn't make him dizzy
			I'm unable to explain.
			I only know he has this
			most unusual of traits,
			and he loves to chase his tail around
			while wearing roller skates.
			--Kenn Nesbitt
			Gordon's Garden
			Gordon's garden's started growing
			unexpected things,
			and though it sounds unusual
			they all have beaks and wings.
			His garden grew a hummingbird,
			a heron, and a hawk,
			a pelican, a parakeet,
			a pigeon, and an auk.
			It grew a cuckoo and a crow,
			an ostrich and an owl,
			an eagle and an egret
			and assorted other fowl.
			A mockingbird, an oriole,
			a chicken and a duck.
			It's fun to watch his garden grow,
			and chirp, and flap, and cluck.
			It turns out growing gardens
			full of birds is not so hard,
			and Gordon got his crop
			by planting birdseed in the yard.
			--Kenn Nesbitt

Funny Questions & Answers

 Q :What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
      Simple!

A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!

Q :What did baby corn ask mom corn???

Where is Pop corn?

Q : Why is the River Rich?

It has two Banks!

Q : What do computers like to eat?

Chips!

Q : Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???

She had a Bright Student.

Q : When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer.???

 When he travels with the speed of light.(At that Speed, V=C)
(Velocity = Constant).

Q : Ek aadmi ke pass ek kauwa (CROW) tha ..........wo bahut hi naram mulayam tha ........
To woh aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ???


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A) MICROSOFT ( My- Crow - Soft )

Q :( Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
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Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti ---Shraxis

Q :  A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...


Why???





























Because F=ma ( Newton 's Second Law )


Q: A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?











































Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita




Q: Who is called female Java?







































Java'Gal' Srinath


Q: 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing 'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other 2 die immediately. Why?





























Because it was a HIT song.

Hocky

Coming soooooooooooon...........

FIFA

FIFA World Rankings September 2009

Ranking	Team
1	Brazil
2	Spain
3	Netherlands
4	Italy
5	Germany
6	Russia
7	England
8	Argentina
9	Croatia
10	France
11	USA
12	Greece
13	Serbia
14	Australia
15	Switzerland
16	Denmark
17	Portugal
18	Czech Republic
19	Bulgaria
20	Côte d'Ivoire
21	Chile
22	Israel
23	Paraguay
24	Mexico
25	Ukraine
26	Romania
27	Turkey
28	Uruguay
29	Cameroon
30	Scotland
31	Northern Ireland
32	Egypt
32	Ghana
34	Nigeria
35	Gabon
36	Ecuador
36	Poland
38	Republic of Ireland
39	Costa Rica
40	Japan
41	Sweden
42	Honduras
43	Norway
44	Algeria
45	Slovakia
46	Bosnia-Herzegovina
47	Hungary
48	Colombia
49	Korea Republic
50	Tunisia
51	Venezuela
52	Burkina Faso
53	Mali
54	Slovenia
55	Guinea
56	FYR Macedonia
57	Morocco
58	Latvia
59	Bolivia
60	Iran
61	Finland
62	Lithuania
63	Trinidad and Tobago
64	Bahrain
65	Saudi Arabia
66	Canada
67	Wales
68	Belgium
69	Jamaica
70	Austria
71	Togo
72	Uganda
73	South Africa
74	Oman
75	Panama
76	Cyprus
77	Belarus
78	Benin
79	Congo
80	Senegal
81	Zambia
82	Libya
83	Qatar
84	Mozambique
85	El Salvador
85	Uzbekistan
87	Cuba
88	Moldova
89	Montenegro
90	Korea DPR
91	Peru
92	Angola
93	Albania
94	Tanzania
95	Syria
96	Sudan
96	Iceland
98	Iraq
99	Gambia
100	New Zealand
101	Namibia
102	Fiji
103	Barbados
104	Kenya
105	Malawi
105	Antigua and Barbuda
107	China PR
108	Grenada
109	Haiti
110	Kuwait
111	Guatamala
112	Georgia
112	Cape Verde Islands
114	Estonia
115	Thailand
116	Luxembourg
117	Rwanda
118	Congo DR
119	Suriname
120	Zimbabwe
121	Sierra Leone
122	Guyana
123	United Arab Emirates
124	Chad
125	Armenia
126	Burundi
127	Singapore
128	Hong Kong
129	Jordan
129	Equatorial Guinea
131	Madagascar
132	Botswana
133	Indonesia
134	New Caledonia
135	Niger
136	Kazakhstan
136	Ethiopia
138	Vanuatu
139	Azerbaijan
140	Malta
141	Nicaragua
142	Yemen
143	Kyrgyzstan
143	Liberia
145	Myanmar
146	Vietnam
147	Turkmenistan
148	St. Vincent and the Grenadines
149	India
150	Lebanon
151	Liechtenstein
152	Malaysia
152	St. Kitts and Nevis
154	Bermuda
155	Maldives
156	Swaziland
157	Eritrea
158	Philippines
159	Sri Lanka
160	Lesotho
161	Mauritania
162	Solomon Islands
163	Faroe Islands
164	Netherlands Antilles
165	Puerto Rico
166	Chinese Taipei
167	Bangladesh
168	Pakistan
169	Somalia
170	Laos
171	Cambodia
172	Tajikistan
173	Palestine
174	Mongolia
175	Nepal
176	Belize
177	Bahamas
178	Seychelles
179	Turks and Caicos Islands
180	Brunei Darussalam
181	Cayman Islands
182	Mauritius
183	Dominican Republic
184	Samoa
184	Guinea-Bissau
186	Guam
186	Cook Islands
188	Djibouti
189	Tahiti
189	St. Lucia
191	Afghanistan
191	British Virgin Islands
193	Macau
193	Tonga
195	Andorra
195	Bhutan
197	Dominica
198	Aruba
199	Timor-Leste
200	US Virgin Islands
200	Comoros
202	Central African Republic
203	San Marino
203	Anguilla
203	Montserrat
203	American Samoa
203	Papua New Guinea