Posted by A Hurney Hunter
on Wednesday, September 30, 2009
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Khara Mitra
// स्वतःची ओळख //
स्वतःची ओळख स्वतःलाच पटत नाही तेव्हा…
मी विचारतो आरशातल्या प्रतिबिंबालाच माझा परिचय.
आरसाही म्हणतो कुठेतरी पाहिल्यासारखं वाटतंय खरं..अनेक वर्षांपूर्वी.
पण आता कसलातरी थर चढल्यासारखा वाटतोय चेहर्‍यावर…
मी खरवडून काढू पाहतो पुन्हा पुन्हा चेहर्‍यावरचा संधीसाधूपणाचा मुखवटा, स्वार्थाची पुटं,
आणि उगाचच होतो रक्तबंबाळ..!
मग आरसा हसून म्हणतो,
“तू स्वतःलाच बघत आलास माझ्यात वर्षानुवर्ष, बुडून राहिलास आपल्याच कैफ़ात..
आता चेहरा खरवडणं जमत नसेल तर निदान माझ्या अंगावरचा वर्ख तरी खरवडून टाक.
मग मीही होईन पारदर्शी,
माझ्यातून आरपार जग दिसेल तुला,
आणि त्या जगातल्याच कुणाच्यातरी डोळ्यात तुला दिसेल तुझा खराखुरा चेहरा..!”
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// Ek Diwas....//
Ek diwas hota ki aamhi anthrunat su su karaycho..
Ek diwas hota ki aamhi faqt khelaycho..
Mag aamhi thode mothe jhalo !!!!
Ani ek diwas hota ki aamhi shalechya gappa maraycho..
ek diwas hota ki aamhi abhyas karaaycho..
Mag aamhi thode mothe jhalo !!!
ani ek diwas hota ki aamhi college la jayacho..
Ek diwas hota ki aamhi tawalki karat firyacho..
Mag aamhi thode mothe jhalo !!!
Ani ek diwas hota ki aamhi graduate jhalo....
ek diwas hota ki aamhi master degree ghetli..
Mag aamhi thode mothe jhalo !!!
Ani ek diwas hota ki aamhi naukri shodhat firaycho..
ek diwas hota ki aamhi khup paise kamvaychya goshti karayahco..
Mag aamhi thode mothe jhalo !!!
Ani ek diwas aala ki aaj aamchyakade sagle kahi aahe....paise, gadi, bangla..
Ek diwas mag prashna padla ki "to hach ek diwas" aahe ka jyachi aapan vat baghat hoto?..
Ek diwas
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मैत्रीण
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
बाईकवर मागे बसावी
जुनी हीरो होंडा सुद्धा मग
करिझ्माहून झकास दिसावी !
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
चारचौघीत उठून दिसावी
बोलली नाही तरी निदान
समोर बघून गोड हसावी !
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
कधीतरी सोबत फिरावी
दोघांना एकत्र पाहून
गल्लीतल्या सगळ्या पोरांची जिरावी !
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
जिच्याशी निर्मळ संवाद असावा
कधीतरी छोट्या भांडणाचा
एखादाच अपवाद असावा..
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
आयुष्याच्या अनोळखी वळणावर
तुमच्या व्यथा वेदनांवर
तिने घालावी हळूच फुंकर..
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
जिच्या मैत्रीत विश्वास रुजावा
तुमचासुद्धा खांदा कधी
तिच्या दुःखाने भिजावा..
एक तरी मैत्रीण असावी
चांदणीसारखी मैत्रीच्या आकाशात
मित्रांचे दिवे मावळले म्हणजे
चालावं पुढे तिच्याच प्रकाशात..
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आठवून पाहायचो मी काही
आठवून पाहायचो मी काही
पावसाळे
तिच्या-माझ्या संगतीत
भिजलेले
हवेभोवती गंध घेवून
रानोमाळ पसरलेले. . .
आठवायचा अवचीत मग तो नदीकाठ
कमळ फुलांनी बहरलेला
चांदणीची वाट पाहत मग
तो चंद्र रात्र जागलेला. . .
जाणवायची नकळत मग ती बोचरी
थंडी
गुलाबी स्वप्नातून
जागवणारी
नुसतीच मग एक निरर्थक धडपड
अपूर्णततेही पूर्णत्व
शोधणारी. . .
आठवून यायची, तीची सारी वचने
अशीच कुठेशी मोडून पडलेली
प्रतिसादांना शोधणारी तीची
प्रत्येक हाक
नियतीने माझ्यापासून दूर
लोटलेली. . .
दाटलेलं धुकं मग सावकाश
पाझरायचं
ओल्या होवून जायच्या
तिच्या सगळया "आठवणी"
एखाद-दुसरां मग त्या चुकार
थेंबानी
उगीचचं भरुन यायची माझी
गोठलेली "पापणी
Posted by A Hurney Hunter
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Health Tips for Women
* Drink lots of water
* Develop a healthy eating habit and live more on fresh fruits, green leafy vegetables, food rich in fiber, shoots, seeds and cereals.
* Increase your protein intake and also have more of carbohydrate in your diet.
* Make, yoga, exercises and work out a daily practice. These will surly help you to remain fit and active.
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1. Move More
Make it a daily challenge to find ways to move your body. Climb stairs if given a choice between that and escalators or elevators. Walk your dog; chase your kids; toss balls with friends, mow the lawn. Anything that moves your limbs is not only a fitness tool, it's a stress buster. Think 'move' in small increments of time. It doesn't have to be an hour in the gym or a 45-minute aerobic dance class or tai chi or kickboxing. But that's great when you're up to it. Meanwhile, move more. Thought for the day: Cha, Cha, Cha…. Then do it!
2. Cut Fat
Avoid the obvious such as fried foods, burgers and other fatty meats (i.e. pork, bacon, ham, salami, ribs and sausage). Dairy products such as cheese, cottage cheese, milk and cream should be eaten in low fat versions. Nuts and sandwich meats, mayonnaise, margarine, butter and sauces should be eaten in limited amounts. Most are available in lower fat versions such as substitute butter, fat free cheeses and mayonnaise. Thought for the day: Lean, mean, fat-burning machine…. Then be one!
3. Quit Smoking
The jury is definitely in on this verdict. Ever since 1960 when the Surgeon General announced that smoking was harmful to your health, Americans have been reducing their use of tobacco products that kill. Just recently, we've seen a surge in smoking in adolescents and teens. Could it be the Hollywood influence? It seems the stars in every movie of late smoke cigarettes. Beware. Warn your children of the false romance or 'tough guy' stance of Hollywood smokers. Thought for the day: Give up just one cigarette…. the next one.
4. Reduce Stress
Easier said than done, stress busters come in many forms. Some techniques recommended by experts are to think positive thoughts. Spend 30 minutes a day doing something you like. (i.e.,Soak in a hot tub; walk on the beach or in a park; read a good book; visit a friend; play with your dog; listen to soothing music; watch a funny movie. Get a massage, a facial or a haircut. Meditate. Count to ten before losing your temper or getting aggravated. Avoid difficult people when possible. Thought for the day: When seeing red, think pink clouds….then float on them.
5. Protect Yourself from Pollution
If you can't live in a smog-free environment, at least avoid smoke-filled rooms, high traffic areas, breathing in highway fumes and exercising near busy thoroughfares. Exercise outside when the smog rating is low. Exercise indoors in air conditioning when air quality is good. Plant lots of shrubbery in your yard. It's a good pollution and dirt from the street deterrent. Thought for the day: 'Smoke gets in your eyes'…and your mouth, and your nose and your lungs as do pollutants….hum the tune daily.
6. Wear Your Seat Belt
Statistics show that seat belts add to longevity and help alleviate potential injuries in car crashes. Thought for the day: Buckle down and buckle up.
7. Floss Your Teeth
Recent studies make a direct connection between longevity and teeth flossing. Nobody knows exactly why. Perhaps it's because people who floss tend to be more health conscious than people who don't? Thought for the day: Floss and be your body's boss.
8. Avoid Excessive Drinking
While recent studies show a glass of wine or one drink a day (two for men) can help protect against heart disease, more than that can cause other health problems such as liver and kidney disease and cancer. Thought for the day: A jug of wine should last a long time.
9. Keep a Positive Mental Outlook
There's a definitive connection between living well and healthfully and having a cheerful outlook on life. Thought for the day: You can't be unhappy when you're smiling or singing.
10. Choose Your Parents Well
The link between genetics and health is a powerful one. But just because one or both of your parents died young in ill health doesn't mean you cannot counteract the genetic pool handed you. Thought for the day: Follow these basic tips for healthy living and you can better control your own destiny.
Posted by A Hurney Hunter
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माँ और Baap
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon
संता (बंता से)- कल रात तुम अपने बच्चे को बहुत पीट रहे थे,आखिर ऐसी क्या गलती हो गई उससे?
बंता (संता से)- दरअसल दो दिन बाद उसका रिजल्ट निकलने वालाहै और मैं आज ही एक महीने के लिए टूर पर जा रहा हूं।
संता: मेरे पास 20 हज़ार रूपये थे! मैंने सोचा घर में कुत्ता बिना रखेइतना पैसे घर में नहीं रखना चाहिए!
बंता: फिर अपने क्या किया?
संता: 20 हज़ार का कुत्ता खरीद लिया!
लडकी:जानू मुझे शादी के लिए ऐसे प्रपोज़ करो जैसे आज तक किसीने ना किया हो
लडका: कमीनी, कुतिया आइ लव यू, मुझसे शादी कर ले और मेरीज़िंदगी को नरक बना दे कम्बख़्त!!
संता : डॉक्टर साहब मैं बहुत परेशान हूँ मेरी बीवी रोज़ मुझसे गुस्साकरके ‘चुनमुन बार’ चली जाती है, और वहां से जो भी आदमी खडामिलता है उसके साथ चली जाती , और फिर दुसरे दिन आती है
डॉक्टर : अच्छा !!!! परेशान मत हो बैठ जाओ… और ये बताओ कीये चुनमुन बार कहाँ पड़ता है??
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
नर्स - संता जी बधाई हो आप पापा बन गए |
संता - ओए होए , लेकिन आप मेरी बीवी को मत बताना | में उसे सरप्राइज़दूँगा |
संता भारी गर्मी में सूरज के सामने खड़ा था |
बंता - क्या कर रहा है बे ?
संता - पसीना सूखा रहा हूँ |
एक बच्चा डॉक्टर के पास पहुँचा और बोला-
'डॉक्टर अंकल, क्या आपके पास दर्द की दवा है?'
डॉक्टर- 'दर्द कहाँ है?'
बच्चा- 'जी अभी तो नहीं है, लेकिन आधे घंटे बाद होगा,
जब डैडी रिपोर्ट कार्ड देखेंगे।'
Posted by A Hurney Hunter
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Funny Quots and Sentences
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrive
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running
A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
All I am, or can be, I owe to my angel mother.
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
As our case is new, we must think and act anew.
Avoid popularity if you would have peace.
Ballots are the rightful and peaceful successors to bullets.
Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
John Barrymore
All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible.
T. E. Lawrence
All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible.
William Faulkner
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
Walt Disney
All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams.
Elias Canetti
Dream manfully and nobly, and thy dreams shall be prophets.
Robert Bulwer-Lytton
Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Dreams are illustrations... from the book your soul is writing about you.
Marsha Norman
Dreams are necessary to life.
Anais Nin
Dreams are the touchstones of our character.
Henry David Thoreau
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.
Edgar Cayce
Dreams are true while they last, and do we not live in dreams?
Alfred Lord Tennyson
