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Poems for KIDS
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Cypress Street
I took a stroll down Cypress Street
The hot sidewalk beneath my feet.
The one thing that stood out the most
Where trees once stood there were lamppost.
I’d never seen so much concrete
No Cypress left on Cypress Street.
According to my Great Aunt Gem
There used to be a lot of them.
They cut them down. They took their wood
A treeless street is plum no good!
Just like a treeless neighborhood
So tell the Mayor next time they meet...
To change the name to Lamppost Street!
I Grew a Foot this Summer
I grew a foot this summer
and I wish it wasn't true.
I'm not twelve inches taller,
I just need an extra shoe.
--Kenn Nesbitt
My Dog is Running Faster
My dog is running faster
than he's ever run before
in a supersonic circle
in the middle of the floor.
He started somewhat slowly
but he quickly gathered steam,
and continued gaining speed
until his spinning was extreme.
He's turned into a whirlwind,
like a funnel cloud of fog,
so it's hard to even focus on
my whirling dervish dog.
He's like a small tornado
or a canine hurricane.
Why it doesn't make him dizzy
I'm unable to explain.
I only know he has this
most unusual of traits,
and he loves to chase his tail around
while wearing roller skates.
--Kenn Nesbitt
Gordon's Garden
Gordon's garden's started growing
unexpected things,
and though it sounds unusual
they all have beaks and wings.
His garden grew a hummingbird,
a heron, and a hawk,
a pelican, a parakeet,
a pigeon, and an auk.
It grew a cuckoo and a crow,
an ostrich and an owl,
an eagle and an egret
and assorted other fowl.
A mockingbird, an oriole,
a chicken and a duck.
It's fun to watch his garden grow,
and chirp, and flap, and cluck.
It turns out growing gardens
full of birds is not so hard,
and Gordon got his crop
by planting birdseed in the yard.
--Kenn Nesbitt
Funny Questions & Answers
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Q :What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
Simple!
A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!
Q :What did baby corn ask mom corn???
Where is Pop corn?
Q : Why is the River Rich?
It has two Banks!
Q : What do computers like to eat?
Chips!
Q : Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???
She had a Bright Student.
Q : When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer.???
When he travels with the speed of light.(At that Speed, V=C)
(Velocity = Constant).
Q : Ek aadmi ke pass ek kauwa (CROW) tha ..........wo bahut hi naram mulayam tha ........
To woh aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ???
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Dimaag chalao
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A) MICROSOFT ( My- Crow - Soft )
Q :( Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
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Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti ---Shraxis
Q : A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...
Why???
Because F=ma ( Newton 's Second Law )
Q: A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?
Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita
Q: Who is called female Java?
Java'Gal' Srinath
Q: 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing 'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other 2 die immediately. Why?
Because it was a HIT song.
FIFA
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FIFA World Rankings September 2009
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Korea DPR
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Peru
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Angola
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Albania
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Tanzania
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Syria
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Sudan
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Iceland
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Iraq
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Gambia
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Fiji
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