Funny Questions & Answers
Q :What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
Simple!
A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!
Q :What did baby corn ask mom corn???
Where is Pop corn?
Q : Why is the River Rich?
It has two Banks!
Q : What do computers like to eat?
Chips!
Q : Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???
She had a Bright Student.
Q : When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer.???
When he travels with the speed of light.(At that Speed, V=C)
(Velocity = Constant).
Q : Ek aadmi ke pass ek kauwa (CROW) tha ..........wo bahut hi naram mulayam tha ........
To woh aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ???
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Aur thoda socho
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A) MICROSOFT ( My- Crow - Soft )
Q :( Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
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Socho... kyu..... ???
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Aur thoda socho
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Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti ---Shraxis
Q : A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...
Why???
Because F=ma ( Newton 's Second Law )
Q: A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?
Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita
Q: Who is called female Java?
Java'Gal' Srinath
Q: 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing 'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other 2 die immediately. Why?
Because it was a HIT song.
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