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Funny Questions & Answers

 Q :What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
      Simple!

A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!

Q :What did baby corn ask mom corn???

Where is Pop corn?

Q : Why is the River Rich?

It has two Banks!

Q : What do computers like to eat?

Chips!

Q : Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???

She had a Bright Student.

Q : When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer.???

 When he travels with the speed of light.(At that Speed, V=C)
(Velocity = Constant).

Q : Ek aadmi ke pass ek kauwa (CROW) tha ..........wo bahut hi naram mulayam tha ........
To woh aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ???


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Nahi aata?


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A) MICROSOFT ( My- Crow - Soft )

Q :( Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
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Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti ---Shraxis

Q :  A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...


Why???





























Because F=ma ( Newton 's Second Law )


Q: A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?











































Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita




Q: Who is called female Java?







































Java'Gal' Srinath


Q: 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing 'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other 2 die immediately. Why?





























Because it was a HIT song.

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